You enter into a basement bar with good vibes and even better company. If you choose to be entertained you’ll have the choice of heading up to the Observatory, Mr Stendhal’s Room or The Hidden.

Mr. Stendhal’s Room and The Hidden all offer Sofa Time, where you pay for a period and share a sofa with your entertainer. You’ll have fancy dress, tethers, masks and head massagers in a beautiful space.

In The Hidden, you are paying for a room to yourself (or your group) and have the option of playing your own background music and getting very silly indeed. Did somebody say party?

You’re more than welcome to hang out in the bar cracking funnies all evening.

Alternatively you can pay to be teased, which is what we do for a living. Your choices are:

*Prices are per entertainer
**Table service incurs a 10% discretionary service charge.
***Multiple entertainers
****Single entertainer

‘Fraid not.

We’re reasonable. A glass of prosecco is £7 and a double mixer is £10.

Our entry bar is mainly a standing space so we don’t have ‘tables’ but may be able to reserve a space for you. Please email excuseme@23paulstreet.com

21 without exception. We don’t make the rules, the Council does.

As many of our guests wear suits we recommend smart casual at the least. Please call ahead if you’ve already left home in a hawaiian shirt and are unsure.

We are licenced until 6am but last entry is at 2.45am.

That’s a firm ‘No’. Please don’t try.

Another firm ‘No’.

As you may have figured out by now, no.