Our bit:

We believe that if something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing very well indeed.

We hold respect to be the most admirable of virtues.

We insist that when being naughty one must still be nice.

We promise to ALWAYS leave lipstick on your collar.

 

Your bit:

Remember that good manners cost nothing.

Join in the fun.

Never, ever order a Jägerbomb.

Open your mind; it takes two to tease.

Look, gasp, but please don’t touch.